Let's listen more carefully to shy people, for what they have to say might be more beautiful and interesting, than what all the self assured screamers are yelling at us...

A close shave

It has nearly been a year since I committed a foolish act that lead to a cycle of disappointment, hurt, tears, hate, jealousy and insecurity. I have promised myself never to let anyone ever make me feel like that again.
Anyway enough of the blues and dwelling on the past, there is a funny tale to be told with regards to the 'foolish act', and here it goes.........
The tale of the 'foolish event' goes back to my friends 21rst and getting the 'shift'. After the said 'shift' things progressed and I decided I would quite like my bit and it all goes downhill from there....
In my drunken state before going into the night in pursuit of my bit, I felt that it was essential to shave my nether regions. I go up to my friends bathroom, while bringing an innocent 'bystander' and proceeded to lock us both into the bathroom. In my drunken state I force her(the bystander) to hold my can as I fumble around the bathroom for the nearest shaving device. When I finally came across my friends Dad's Mac 3, I started my 'interior alterations'. When I was happy with the finished product(bearing in mind the 'bystander' is staring at me in disgust and in a I can't believe what you have just done manner) I casually rinse the razor and place it back where I found it. Leaving my poor friends Dad to use the razor the next morning, not having any idea about where it had been! Alcohol and sexual urges make us do the craziest things, so when in doubt and want to put out, make sure u have a fuzz free fanny!

Anyone else tired of living in the same boring garments, waiting for spring 2010 to finally get its late ass here? I know I am! Why?
Due to the fact that although winter scarfs and coats are great for keeping us warm, they are also great for covering up what's underneath it all and at giving the illusion that you are a smelly bitch who doesn't change there clothes. Alternate with another coat and another scarf you might say? I don't care I just want to be able to wear gladiator sandals, oversized sunnies and lighter material.
Whats in for spring 2010? Well thank god that the closest place to my heart Topshop, have just launched there Spring 10 range.

Whats hot?
Crazy prints, Noveau sport (slouchy urban sporty pieces), Spaceman platforms, Biker jackets, Lace, Floral print, Pastels, Western inspired pieces, Parisienne chic pieces, Stonewash denim and Studs.
Here is a sneak preview of what is to come, enjoy :)

Im back, with a vengence

Apologies for my lack of entries as after my last 'stuck in a rut' entry (that I kindly removed as it was beyond cheese) I got myself 'stuck' in a masters. No doubt once completed I will have a one way ticket to the nearest looney bin.
A bit late for all the new year goodness shite but fuck it. This year I tend to keep my knickers on and so on and so forth....
Anyway other than that 2010 looks promising due to my mind being set on leaving the country, lets just see how things progress...
Currently loving: Black butch booties from barrats (jaysus check out the alliteration), Vagina only clubs gatherings, My left Foot, YSL parfume, faux fur jackets, trying to be a veggie again, Anna Karina and her beautiful face; well it was once upon a time, the thought of getting away from here.

Currently hating: My hair which had an encounter with a lazy stoned hairdresser, the entire male race!