Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Men are a load of WANKers


Sperm donation is a topic I never thought I would find myself so intrigued by. I just think it is the most inhumane act in ways and immensly humane in others. Inhumane as you just fuck off after you have a wank, very selfish, finish what you start kinda thing and humane as you give some randomer a child. Would it not just be more enjoyable to fuck them in the first place? Ok so the image I initially used to get was of some fat middle - aged baldy man wacking off in to a cup, surrounded by 'inspiring' material (Ass and Titties). I then came across the story of two individuals who had both been concieved through artificial insimination (sperm donation). Both children had grown up as bastard babies never knowing their father except for the fact that his sperm was numbered as 34. This was until a support group was set up for those who were the product of sperm donation. Both ciblings had found each other as the only thing they both knew about their father was that he was infact 'number 34'.
Both half ciblings decided to meet from the first time and their resemblance was uncanny, it was like looking at an exact copy except in the version of the opposite sex.
The weird thing though about the support groups is that children can actually find their biological fathers and choose to form relationships with them and vica verca.
All a bit to peculular and messy for me. Finish what you start.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Friend or Fiance














I recently received a panic filled text from an acquaintance, claiming that something awful had happened 'last night'. Story of some peoples lives.
In this case I learned that this individual had been subjected to a threesome, judging from the tone of the text against her will. The package included the individual who contacted me, her best friend and her best friends Fiance! Very Jerry Springer I know... Anyway, coaxing her to their apartment in the first place was nothing more than a case of "ah sure just come back to ours and we can order pizza". Little did she know she would getting ALOT more than she bargained for. On hearing this the two things that stood out in my mind was the fact that she felt 'rude' if she didn't participate and how her so-called best friend was egging on her Fiance (bearing in mind while he was in bed among both women) to sexually assault the individual in her drunken state. What is this world coming to? Filthy Scoundrels.