It has nearly been a year since I committed a foolish act that lead to a cycle of disappointment, hurt, tears, hate, jealousy and insecurity. I have promised myself never to let anyone ever make me feel like that again.
Anyway enough of the blues and dwelling on the past, there is a funny tale to be told with regards to the 'foolish act', and here it goes.........
The tale of the 'foolish event' goes back to my friends 21rst and getting the 'shift'. After the said 'shift' things progressed and I decided I would quite like my bit and it all goes downhill from there....
In my drunken state before going into the night in pursuit of my bit, I felt that it was essential to shave my nether regions. I go up to my friends bathroom, while bringing an innocent 'bystander' and proceeded to lock us both into the bathroom. In my drunken state I force her(the bystander) to hold my can as I fumble around the bathroom for the nearest shaving device. When I finally came across my friends Dad's Mac 3, I started my 'interior alterations'. When I was happy with the finished product(bearing in mind the 'bystander' is staring at me in disgust and in a I can't believe what you have just done manner) I casually rinse the razor and place it back where I found it. Leaving my poor friends Dad to use the razor the next morning, not having any idea about where it had been! Alcohol and sexual urges make us do the craziest things, so when in doubt and want to put out, make sure u have a fuzz free fanny!
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